(Editor's Note: This article was originally published on August 9, 2007)
1. You are given a fan of an expensive daylily by an acquaintance. In no time, the plant is dead. The acquaintance asks you later how the daylily performed. You:
_____A. Tell him that it immediately croaked, and
change the subject to a more relevant topic.
_____B. Invite him over to see how well it’s doing, then
get on the computer and spend $80 to have a
replacement overnighted to you.
_____C. Explain to him in botanical and scientific terms
how its failure to survive relates to the
microclimate you planted it in.
_____D. Don’t answer directly. You are secretly relieved
because you didn’t have the perfect spot for it
2. You decide one Saturday morning that the southeast corner of your yard needs a shrub. You:
_____A. Purchase a pretty shrub, plant it, water it, and go inside for breakfast.
_____B. Ask the neighbors to the south what their future yard plans are to see
if what you’re planning will inhibit them. The neighbors to the east are
on vacation, so you put off the project until you can ask them.
_____C. Call the utility companies to ask for someone to mark the buried cables.
_____D. Conduct online research of evergreen shrubs that don’t get over 6 feet
tall and produce white flowers in late spring.
_____A. Buy it, no questions asked.
_____B. Call your friends to see if they’ve ever heard of a Japanese maple.
_____C. Spend two years determining how the shade it produces will affect
surrounding plantings while the maple withers in the garage.
_____D. Write down the genus, species, and cultivar name in order to research
height, spacing, and light requirements. Take home the nursery tag to
compare color to existing plants.
4. Which best describes your vegetable garden?
_____A. I have an acre vegetable patch with some of everything.
_____B. I plant tomatoes, cucumbers, and radishes in the far corner of the yard.
_____C. I have the straw bales to start a straw bale garden.
_____D. I didn’t get one in this year, but I bought the most reputable seeds.
5. Which photo inspires you?
_____A. Tools to get dirty
_____B. Group of gardening friends
_____C. Blank slate
_____D. Design and dream materials
If you answered mostly A’s, we regret to inform you that you are a Vigorous Gardener. Vigorous Gardeners are recognizable by their tendency to roll their eyes if someone starts talking about planning a new bed. They make quick decisions and carry them out immediately. The neighborhood hodge-podge gardens are theirs. Most of their plants are inexpensive annuals, because they have to buy so many. Vigorous gardeners only shop at the local nursery, because they can’t wait for something to come in the mail. A Vigorous Gardener is the first to get her vegetable garden started, but she frequently loses tomatoes to a spring freeze. Vigorous Gardeners prune their shrubs to death. Happily, a Vigorous Gardener always has the energy to replant, an excellent trait because she usually has to.
If you answered mostly B’s, it’s too bad, but your gardening style is Amicable. Amicable style gardeners never have an original idea. They are so in tune to the emotions and feelings of others, they would never risk planting something someone else might find objectionable. A hibiscus is too racy. Most of her plants are orange ditchlilies, because she wouldn’t dare offend a friend by not planting a gift. A compost pile? Not on your life! One Montana Amicable Gardener only planted what her mother-in-law planted. Too bad the mother-in-law lived in Florida. On the bright side, the Amicable Gardener is quick to share her extra divisions, because one can never have too many orange ditchlilies.
If you answered mostly C’s, unfortunately you are an Idealist Gardener. Idealists never get anything done. They find solutions to problems that don’t exist yet, but in the meantime the most basic tasks remain unfinished. Often referred to as a “big picture” person, the gardener with the Idealist style has more trees, all young saplings, than any other plant. He plans his shade garden confident he will have shade in 20 years. The Idealist Gardener has been known to guard his own weeds because one day they may be an alternative to fossil fuels. On a more favorable note, the Idealist Gardener is creative, and will look for artful possibilities in every insect.
If you answered mostly D’s, you are regrettably an Academic Gardener. Academic Gardeners never stoop to use common names. Each garden bed is planned right down to the grid paper, cut-outs, and photos. One gift plant will throw off the entire scheme, so the Academic has been known to let a gift plant die while planning an entirely new bed around it. Most of the plants in her garden are $200 roses that look and behave exactly like the $12.99 roses from the Big Box store, but there is a difference in the spelling of the cultivar name. She can tell you the names of the different species of iris, but doesn’t remember what an iris looks like. On the bright side, the Academic Gardener has excellent computer skills whereby she may show off her perfectly manicured nails.
A tie? Sorry, you have no style. Thanks for taking the quiz anyway!