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On Saturdays, the Writer's Group would like to say thanks by presenting a "You Supply The Caption" photo. A gardening related photo will be presented, and you the Readers will provide humorous captions. The wit available on Dave's is some of the best around, so please join in the fun! This feature is not a "for compensation" article - just our way of saying Thanks for reading. Hope you enjoy...now let's hear some funny stuff!
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Photo subject: notmartha having cabin fever breakdown :) By the way, she is the #5 Subscriber to DG !!! For any who cannot see the photo or would like a close-up, here is the link http://davesgarden.com/community/forums/fp.php?pid=4564589 Photo credit goes to Kegan, her 14 yo son :)
 | I'm a long time DG'er, super merry wife to the greatest guy on this earth, Michael. By day, we're self employed Mortgage Bankers along with my son Andy. By evenings and weekends we're gardeners trying to get the best out of 3 acres that we can.
Andy and DDIL Michelle gave us the greatest gift of all this past year. We hope to inspire our Grandson to have the same love of gardening we do.
I truly hope you'll enjoy the occasional articles I submit and most importantly have fun cooking from your garden or your local farms.
Happy Gardening and Garden Cooking to all!
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Subject: Surprised by her son's early return...
Posted by pavel2nd (from Parma, OH) on April 11, 2008 at 10:15 AM:...Notmartha tried to avoid detection by assuming the "ficus position", hoping to blend into the background. ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 11, 2008 at 10:34 AM: LOL !!!! ...
Subject: picture
Posted by rachel211 (from Springdale, PA) on April 9, 2008 at 4:03 AM:my what big ears you have ele-phant ... Posted by Daniel311 (from Lod
(Israel)) on April 10, 2008 at 12:19 AM: Ho my! Beautiful White Wild Rose!
This message was edited Apr 10, 2008 12:21 AM ...
Subject: Oh my, it's time to start the seedlings!!!
Posted by puppies123 (from Downers Grove, IL) on April 8, 2008 at 10:11 PM:The snow has melted, it's raining, and my plant light is lost! ...
Subject: "I'm gonna getchoo"
Posted by saffronblue (from Philo, CA) on April 8, 2008 at 12:43 PM:"I'm gonna getchoo" ... Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on April 10, 2008 at 7:38 PM: LOL, that's good -- I can see that. ...
Subject: Ouch!
Posted by rstipe1229 (from Orlando, FL) on April 7, 2008 at 6:36 PM:One of those plants just bit me! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 7, 2008 at 7:10 PM: tee hee :) ...
Subject: Cabin fever - so pierced the tongue!
Posted by BrightStar (from Chesapeake, VA) on April 7, 2008 at 4:31 PM:Ouch!
Yer/she, Ahm go'n ta peut jewls init... ... Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on April 10, 2008 at 7:39 PM: Nothin' like a little bling! ...
Subject: My God, it's true...she's a pot-head!
Posted by princesskatja (from Puyallup, WA) on April 7, 2008 at 2:59 PM:My God, it's true...she's a pot-head! ...
Subject: Hindsight is 20/20
Posted by neecie54 (from Pinellas Park, FL) on April 7, 2008 at 1:59 PM:It was at that moment she realized that fertilizing the Venus Fly Trap with Ultra Super Grow wasn't one of her best ideas. ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 7, 2008 at 2:13 PM: **snort** :)
... Posted by pavel2nd (from Parma, OH) on April 11, 2008 at 11:08 AM: "Feed me!" ...
Subject: YIKES! All the plants have SCALE!!!
Posted by tiftqt77 (from Whitefish, MT) on April 7, 2008 at 11:51 AM:YIKES! All the plants have SCALE!!! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 7, 2008 at 12:17 PM: Ha! ...
Subject: Ten Reasons Why Spring Should Come Soon
Posted by beebonnet (from Coos Bay, OR) on April 6, 2008 at 3:11 PM:Ten Reasons Why Spring Should Come Soon
1. I am tired of being in the house.
2. I am sick of being in the house.
3. I will go crazy being in the house 1 more day.
4. I am tired of being in the house.
5. I am sick of all the people in the house.
6. I am sick of houseplants! (in the house)
7. I want to be outside.
8. Did I say I am sick of being in the house?
9. Did I say i want to be outside?
10. I am tired of these reasons!
This message was edited Apr 6, 2008 1:14 PM ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 6, 2008 at 3:39 PM: lol :)
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Subject: beautiful bride trapped in force field
Posted by soapwort243 (from South Milwaukee, WI) on April 5, 2008 at 8:07 PM:Aliens trapped bride on wedding day in an invisible force field- Help Some One! ANY ONE ?? aaahhhhh!!!! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 5, 2008 at 8:13 PM: Ha !!!
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Subject: I've ten, count 'em, TEN...
Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on April 5, 2008 at 6:46 PM:I've ten, count 'em, TEN varieties of brug cuttings rooting in my kitchen. I now have to use a hotplate in my living room to make dinner! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 5, 2008 at 8:14 PM: ***snorting***
... Posted by KyWoods (from Melbourne, KY) on April 6, 2008 at 12:06 AM: "Waddaya mean, you don't believe I only have ten houseplants?!" ... Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on April 6, 2008 at 10:25 AM: Hah!
"I told you, I only spent TEN dollars at the nursery. Honest!" ... Posted by KyWoods (from Melbourne, KY) on April 6, 2008 at 1:46 PM: LOL, good one! ... Posted by Zanymuse (from Fortuna, CA) on April 10, 2008 at 1:13 AM: I said I believe in angels...not I'd act like one! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 10, 2008 at 8:09 AM: HA !!
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Subject: White Woman Trys Indian Spring Dance:
Posted by Islandshari (from Kwajalein
(Marshall Islands)) on April 5, 2008 at 4:59 PM:Cherokee dance "Spring Re-born" was selflessly attempted by Bay City resident Dori earlier this week. Doctors say she will recover, but it was touch and go there for a while. Dr. D.G. Funnybone stated that he was amazed at the fortitude of this young lady, trying so hard to bring spring back to Michigan. "People don't realize how difficult it is to get your eyes to dance like that...the Indians make it look so easy". We all send Dori our good wishes for a speedy recovery. ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 5, 2008 at 5:03 PM: LOL !!!! And Happy Birthday to ya Shari :)
... Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on April 5, 2008 at 6:45 PM: *chuckling* ...
Subject: Look at the little Angel on the wall
Posted by Aunt_A (from Tulsa, OK) on April 5, 2008 at 11:05 AM:Look at the picture of the wee Angel on the wall to the right in the pic...You can almost hear the Angel saying...
"Ohhhhhhhhhh! I'm glad we never have Winter up here..."
This message was edited Apr 5, 2008 11:09 PM ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 5, 2008 at 12:35 PM: :)
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Subject: Darn it! I'll NEVER master the Macarena!
Posted by gabagoo (from Yonkers, NY) on April 5, 2008 at 12:05 AM:I'd better stick with the Hokey-Pokey. ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 5, 2008 at 5:32 AM: That's great !!!
... Posted by AYankeeCat (from Bridgeport, CT) on April 5, 2008 at 8:44 AM: NotMartha resorts to Voo-Doo to end the white fly infestation of her houseplants! ... Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on April 5, 2008 at 8:44 AM: **snickering**
... Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on April 5, 2008 at 6:43 PM: That's so funny! I thought about the Hokey Pokey, too! LOL about the voodoo. ...
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