Pressure Washing Top 10 List

Summerville, SC(Zone 8a)

I rented a pressure washer today .. I've never used one before .. here is what I learned:

Top 10 things I learned about using a pressure washer.

10. It will scare the beejeebers out of your kittys watching you from a window if you get too close.

09. They make real good trenchers.

08. They do a really nice job edging your lawn – especially in places you didn’t want to edge it.

07. After awhile they make your hands tingle when you stop for a rest.

06. The first time you pull the trigger it will almost knock you backwards on your butt.

05. It will knock a panel out of a polycarbonate greenhouse quicker than you can say

04. It will take paint off of metal in a jiffy.

03. Washing the flying dirt n stuff off of everything takes longer than it did to power wash it.

02. You’re going to get wet and water parks are cheaper.

01. You’re going to get dirty as well as wet, you’ll have to hose down your jeans and shirt before you can put them in the washer and it will take 2 shampoos to get all the algae, lichen and moss out of your hair.

Mooresville, NC(Zone 7b)

You are so funny

I own a pressure washer and get extreme satisfaction after each use. One of the best purchases ever.

Summerville, SC(Zone 8a)

They are fun. So glad I didn't buy one though .. I rented a heavy duty one that actually fit in my car for 4 hours for only 45 dollars .. It cleaned some patio furniture I was about to list on Craigs list for free to like new! I rented it mostly to clean the brick on the back of the house which is north facing thus loaded with moss, algae and lichen. After finishing the brick I had 2 more hours to go and started in on the patio furniture, concrete n stuff. Was amazed at how easy they are to use and the job it did.

Bluffton, SC(Zone 9a)

Very useful and some times entertaining device. Wife is banned from ever using one again, whole story behind that. LOL.

Mooresville, NC(Zone 7b)

Oh Core, please share, because there is a learning curve associated with one. I took a chunk out of our deck once and have learned that you can't clean patio cushions either.

Summerville, SC(Zone 8a)

Yeah .. I'd like to hear it too.

Bluffton, SC(Zone 9a)

She was looking at the pressure washer saying it looked like fun so I said sure you can do the back of the house. Make sure you don't get to close to anything because you can blow the paint right off and shoot water into places it shouldn't be. Gave a little more instruction and I went to do something else. I checked back in about 5 minutes later to see how things were going and she had already blown the paint off part of the porch. I reissued warnings on what to stay away from then went to move a couple of things out of her way. I look up and she's washing the electric outlet with the little door flying open closed open closed, "yikes don't do that". Look away for a minute and she was doing it again so I asked why is she doing that again? "I'm trying to get it back to the color it use to be." It was plastic and sun faded it's not going to change back to what it looked like before. Back is finished time for lunch. Open the sliding glass door to find water had filled the track and was running all over the floor. Apparently the the outside electrical is connected to the breakfast nook lights because they didn't work any more. I have decided that her inability to follow instructions and a seeming lack of common sense may actually cost me more time fixing what has been "cleaned" than time saved having her pressure wash.

Summerville, SC(Zone 8a)

Ouch! That is actually scary! My biggest worry was staying away from weep holes in the brick.

Mooresville, NC(Zone 7b)

Oh boy, yep, banned from using the pressure washer again.

Summerville, SC(Zone 8a)

I have to wonder though .. did you actually explain to her why it was a bad idea?

Raleigh, NC

LOL - and to think I had to force hubby to use one! I think they are a blast - but then I haven't used one on anything that wasn't in-ground pool related. LOL

Bluffton, SC(Zone 9a)

Loree use to work in a Hotel and their mind set was clean things as violently as possible with the harshest chemical possible, if you destroy it call maintenance and get a new one. Not such a good way to operate around the house. She likes leaf blowers and is very good at that. LOL.

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